New England Patriots roster: 10 best names

Oct 18, 2015; Jacksonville, FL, USA; Jacksonville Jaguars tight end Clay Harbor (86) on the bench during the second half of a football game against the Houston Texans at EverBank Field. Mandatory Credit: Reinhold Matay-USA TODAY Sports
Oct 18, 2015; Jacksonville, FL, USA; Jacksonville Jaguars tight end Clay Harbor (86) on the bench during the second half of a football game against the Houston Texans at EverBank Field. Mandatory Credit: Reinhold Matay-USA TODAY Sports /
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Jimmy Garoppolo Patriots roster
May 26, 2016; Foxborough, MA, USA; New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (12) and offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels walk past quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo (10) as he drops back to pass during OTA /

1. Jimmy Garoppolo

First off, “Jimmy” is a real good first name for a quarterback. Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy. It works. Furthermore, the last name “Garoppolo” is fun to read, spell and speak. Last but not least, “Jimmy G” is an awesome nickname.

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Garoppolo’s improved release time has been a major storyline developing during OTAs, as that was one area he struggled in as a freshman and a sophomore. Without a doubt, Garoppolo will have to get rid of the ball quick against a fierce Chandler Jones-led Arizona Cardinals pass rush in Week 1.

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While Deflategate has been frustrating for all Patriots fans, try to look at the bright side: Garoppolo is going to get some great experience in those four games while Tom Brady is sidelined. Not only will he get confidence under his belt, but the Patriots will get a sufficient sample size from which to base their post-Brady quarterback decision off.

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We hope you have enjoyed this lighthearted countdown of the ten best names on the Patriots’ roster. Keep an eye out here on Musket Fire all summer long for further fresh points of analysis.