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Patriots uniforms: Ranking all 9 combinations in team history

By Connor Fulton

Sep 10, 2015; Foxborough, MA, USA; New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (12) during the fourth quarter against the Pittsburgh Steelers at Gillette Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stew Milne-USA TODAY Sports
Sep 10, 2015; Foxborough, MA, USA; New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (12) during the fourth quarter against the Pittsburgh Steelers at Gillette Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stew Milne-USA TODAY Sports /
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Jan 24, 2016; Denver, CO, USA; New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick in the third quarter against the Denver Broncos in the AFC Championship football game at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Mandatory Credit: Kevin Jairaj-USA TODAY Sports /

9. Flying Elvis white-on-silver

Here is Curtis Martin wearing this jersey while running, probably to the locker room so he can take it off.

Where does one even start? First of all, there are too many Flying Elvis heads in view. He’s on both sides of the helmet and both shoulders. In addition, Elvis is positioned way too close to the neck. Within about one and half square feet, there are four Flying Elvis heads vying for your attention. Too much.

Oh, and the Flying Elvis on the shoulders is way out of proportion. Just look at it. Elvis is huge, much bigger than his portrayal on the helmet.

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And then there’s the numbers, which are at a slant for some reason.

The reason the white-on-silver gets placed behind its blue counterpart is because white and silver already look so similar. This uniform honestly looks like the team washed the jerseys but not the pants. Only the Oakland Raiders can pull off the white-on-silver look, and it’s because it’s their look.

Next: 8. Flying Elvis / blue-on-silver

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