Bart Scott has NSFW suggestion for Josh Allen vs Patriots in playoffs

Oh, so this is what it takes to beat Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots in the playoffs?

Wait … is this what Bart Scott was doing when the Jets went on the road to Foxborough back in 2010?! Brings a whole new meaning to the agitated, “Can’t wait.”

Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen heads into his third battle with the Patriots this season as a man on a mission, trying to break a 1-1 deadlock and advance the preseason-favorite Bills to the Divisional Round over the reloaded Pats.

Unfortunately for Allen, the weather forecast is pretty unsavory for Saturday night’s game — otherwise known as “Belichick weather.”

It won’t be quite as windy as the early-December showdown where Mac Jones threw just three passes and defeated Allen on his own turf, but we’re still talking about an unpleasant five degrees or so … which has given Scott, the ex-Jet, a fairly interesting idea about how Allen can keep the blood flowing.

Ex-Jet Bart Scott thinks Josh Allen needs Viagra to beat the Patriots

Yes. Definitely. That’s one way to play a postseason game while feeling absolutely normal. We knew Scott had plenty of knowledge of the Art of the Sack, but this is getting ridiculous.

In case you want to accuse us of taking Scott’s words out of context, we’re more than happy to provide them for you here:

"“Viagra was first a heart medicine, right?,” Scott explained. “So, it builds up circulation, which makes sure it gets circulation to the feet.“I swear, I’m not trying to be funny.”"

Just spitballing here, but wouldn’t this theoretically be a PED?

Maybe the Bills should simply spring into action and try to enforce Mina Kimes’ solution, before it’s too late.

Last postseason, Allen and the Bills defeated the Indianapolis Colts in a barn-burner before running past the Baltimore Ravens at home, ultimately succumbing in the AFC Championship game at Kansas City, an also-cold place with an exceptional football team.

The weather didn’t seem to be too much of a problem for Allen last year, even in that primetime Baltimore game, but this could be a whole different animal against Bill Belichick, a master at making his opponents uncomfortable even when the conditions are ideal.

All we know is if this Patriots-Bills game on the frozen tundra lasts for over six hours, you should absolutely call your doctor.

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