Patriots: Tom Brady hilariously trolls himself with ‘Haircut Timeline’ FB post

FOXBORO, MA - JANUARY 22: New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady talks to the media during a press conference to address the under inflation of footballs used in the AFC championship game at Gillette Stadium on January 22, 2015 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)
FOXBORO, MA - JANUARY 22: New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady talks to the media during a press conference to address the under inflation of footballs used in the AFC championship game at Gillette Stadium on January 22, 2015 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images) /
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Former Patriots QB Tom Brady has gotten a lot more stylish over the years.

Patriots fans have prepared all offseason for their first campaign in two decades without Tom Brady under center, but you know that the man himself has had to get over a lot of mental hurdles, too.

On the QB’s 43rd birthday on Monday, he was caught reminiscing.

No, not about the countless average receivers he made better during his time in New England, nor the myriad times he beat Peyton Manning, in both the snow AND the dome.

With all his great memories and accolades at his mental disposal, Brady was instead conjuring up images of his old haircuts. Each one died on the vine in New England, but not before being associated with some classic highlights.

Of all the haircuts throughout the years, my favorite one…is the next one! Thank you all for the bday wishes!!

Posted by Tom Brady on Monday, August 3, 2020

There’s “The Rookie,” which he was rocking at the combine and draft when every NFL team decided to pass on the greatest QB to ever lace ’em up multiple times. “The Timberlake” was en vogue when he was busy hosting SNL and establishing the last great American dynasty.

For some reason, we’re partial to “The Caveman,” which I’ll forever associate with his tearful performance in The Brady Six. Clearly, he’ll never get over his draft slight. That’s why we love the GOAT.

Also, I think I saw the one labeled “35” in action at Carnival? Maybe that was a hybrid between 30 and 35?

Not sure, I was distracted by the bump n’ grind.

So, on this particular Brady birthday, which is unlike any other, take some time to appreciate the greatness this man brought upon our lives. Watch the highlights, pop any one of your six Super Bowl DVDs in the player (or VHS, or Blu-Ray … we really did span eras here), and cut your own hair.

Just don’t scroll down to the final entry on the list. That wound’s still fresh.