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Patriots: 3 new sponsors Pats fans should pay to rename Bills stadium

By Adam Weinrib

ORCHARD PARK, NY - SEPTEMBER 29: Matthew Slater #18 of the New England Patriots celebrates a touchdown after a blocked punt during the first half against the Buffalo Bills at New Era Field on September 29, 2019 in Orchard Park, New York. (Photo by Timothy T Ludwig/Getty Images)
ORCHARD PARK, NY - SEPTEMBER 29: Matthew Slater #18 of the New England Patriots celebrates a touchdown after a blocked punt during the first half against the Buffalo Bills at New Era Field on September 29, 2019 in Orchard Park, New York. (Photo by Timothy T Ludwig/Getty Images) /
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FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS – DECEMBER 21: Rex Burkhead #34 of the New England Patriots rushes for a 1-yard touchdown during the fourth quarter against the Buffalo Bills in the game at Gillette Stadium on December 21, 2019 in Foxborough, Massachusetts. (Photo by Kathryn Riley/Getty Images) /

1. America’s Choice Stadium

Because the Bills will always be second best, at best. Right, Patriots fans?

You never want to buy America’s Choice brand products. They’re just…what you buy if there’s nothing else available, and they’re a flimsy stand-in for the real thing. That’s what the Bills feel like as AFC East “contenders” this year, and for the foreseeable future.

If you were a major believer in the downfall of the New England Patriots, you probably didn’t enjoy them signing Cam Newton very much at all. If nothing else, that move proved how flimsy Buffalo’s front-runner status really was. New England signs a QB for under a million dollars who we’ve all agreed has significant injury concerns?! Yeah, bye, Bills! Bye! See ya in the rearview!

America’s Choice surely isn’t the type of knockoff that Buffalo wants to represent their fair city, but it’s more than apt. Those concession stands would be wild — Cores, Budd Light, and other slight alterations on tap at the beer stand. Hungry? Have a Hot Doug!

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Everything labeled with “America’s Choice” is slightly off-brand, and Patriots Nation has a chance to imprint their rivals’ stadium with the generic mark forever more. Definitely worth it.

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