Patriots: 3 new sponsors Pats fans should pay to rename Bills stadium

ORCHARD PARK, NY - SEPTEMBER 29: Matthew Slater #18 of the New England Patriots celebrates a touchdown after a blocked punt during the first half against the Buffalo Bills at New Era Field on September 29, 2019 in Orchard Park, New York. (Photo by Timothy T Ludwig/Getty Images) /

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This Bills fan does not have any respect for Bryan Cox. Bet he misses the ’90s. (Credit: Getty Images) /

2. Dell Computers Compound

Patriots fans will buy the Bills a ’90s throwback sponsor.

We figured, since the Bills haven’t been relevant since the ’90s, their stadium name should match.

Suitable alternates include Zubaz Park, New Coke Field, Kevin Costner’s Waterworld Stadium, or Spice Girls Courtyard (after all, the Bills will always be wannabes).

Things were beautiful in Buffalo in the ’90s. Led by Jim Kelly, Bruce Smith, and Thurman Thomas, the Bills won the AFC four consecutive seasons, from 1990-93. That conference dominance didn’t prevent the team from being America’s laughing stock, though, seeing as every single February during that span resulted in a crushing Bills Super Bowl loss.

Therefore, maybe the city won’t want to remember the ’90s with a defunct computer company sponsorship after all. But think of the opportunities! I’m not exactly sure what Steve the Dell Dude is up to these days, but I guarantee he’s not too busy to sign Pentium Processors from 10am-12pm in Lot J on gameday!

Dude, you’re getting a deal.

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