6 Best names on Patriots’ roster

1. Ishmaa’ily Kitchen

Without a doubt, this is the best name on the Patriots’ roster. You barely ever see two letter “a”s in a row, and an apostrophe followed by “ily” is a rare sight if there ever was one. And just for good measure, Kitchen’s last name is perfect for a 330-pound nose tackle.

Before coming to New England late in 2015, Kitchen spent a brief spell in Detroit in October.

Kitchen was a member of the Cleveland Browns from 2012 through 214, appearing in 40 games during that span. He totaled 78 tackles for the Browns in those three seasons.

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So there you have it. Stork, Grissom, Siliga, Mason, Waddle and Kitchen have the best names on the Patriots’ roster.