Wacky Bets Permeate Super Bowl XLVI

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I’m not one for gambling and don’t do any of it, but I know lots of people do, especially around Super Bowl time. Some areas people bet on make sense, like total points, who will win, by how much, who will be the MVP, etc. Some bets are just straight-up loony, but I guess they wouldn’t be there if people didn’t bet on them, right?

Here are some “prop” bets and the odds, courtesy of Bovada. I’m betting against Kelly Clarkson showing her naval during the National Anthem…

PLAYER PROPS

Odds to win MVP        

Tom Brady                                13/10

Eli Manning                               9/4

Rob Gronkowski                        8/1

Victor Cruz                                12/1

Hakeem Nicks                           14/1

Aaron Hernandez                       15/1

Wes Welker                              15/1

Ahmad Bradshaw                       22/1

BenJarvus Green-Ellis                22/1

Jason Pierre-Paul                       30/1

Brandon Jacobs                         35/1

Deion Branch                             35/1

Mario Manningham                     35/1

Antrel Rolle                               75/1

Justin Tuck                                75/1

Chad Ochocinco                        100/1

Danny Woodhead                      100/1

Devin McCourty                         100/1

Jake Ballard                              100/1

Jerod Mayo                               100/1

Kyle Arrington                            100/1

Lawrence Tynes                         100/1

Osi Umenyiora                           100/1

Stephen Gostkowski                  100/1

Vince Wilfork                             100/1

Field                                         18/1

 

Player to score the first TD in the game?       

Rob Gronkowski (NE) TE                        11/2

Aaron Hernandez (NE) TE                       15/2

Victor Cruz (NYG) WR                           15/2

BenJarvus Green-Ellis (NE) RB               15/2

Wes Welker (NE) WR                            15/2

Hakeem Nicks (NYG) WR                      17/2

Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG) RB                   17/2

Brandon Jacobs (NYG) RB                     12/1

Deion Branch (NE) WR                           14/1

Mario Manningham (NYG) WR                14/1

Danny Woodhead (NE) RB                     20/1

Jake Ballard (NYG) TE                           20/1

Chad Ochocinco (NE) WR                      25/1

Stevan Ridley (NE) RB                           25/1

Tom Brady (NE) QB                               25/1

Travis Beckum (NYG) TE                        35/1

Julian Edelman (NE) WR                        35/1

Eli Manning (NYG) QB                           35/1

Bear Pascoe (NYG) TE                          40/1

D.J. Ware (NYG) RB                              50/1

Field                                                     15/2

No TD scored in the game                      150/1

Entertainment Odds and Ends

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – How long will it take Kelly Clarkson to sing the National Anthem? 

Over/Under                    1 minute 34 Seconds

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – What will Kelly Clarkson wear to sing the National Anthem?          

Super Bowl XLVI or official NFL shirt        2/1

Patriots Jersey or shirt                           12/1

Colts Jersey or shirt                               12/1

Giants Jersey or shirt                             15/1

Anything else                                        1/3

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – Will Kelly Clarkson forget or omit at least 1 word of the official US National Anthem?           

Yes (only)                     5/2

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – Will Kelly Clarkson’s bare belly be showing when she sings the National Anthem?           

Yes (only)                     3/1

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – What color will Madonna’s hair be when she begins the Super Bowl Halftime show?           

Blonde                          -400

Any other color              +250

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – Will Madonna be wearing fishnet stockings at any point during the Super Bowl Halftime show?           

Yes                  -110

No                    -110

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – Will Madonna wear an NFL Jersey or shirt at any point during the Super Bowl Halftime show?           

Yes                  +250

No                    -400

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – Will Madonna wear a hat at any point during the Super Bowl Halftime show?      

Yes                  +150

No                    -200

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – What will Madonna be using to start the Super Bowl Halftime show?        

Headset                                    -200

Handheld Microphone                 +150

TV Odds and Ends

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – How many times will Peyton Manning be shown on TV during the game? 

Over/Under                    3½

 

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – How many times will Giselle Bundchen be shown on TV during the game?           

Over                              ½  (-150)

Under                            ½ (+110)

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – If Tom Brady’s son is shown on TV during the game will he be wearing a Tom Brady Jersey?           

Yes                  -200

No                    +150

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – How many times will Jim Irsay be mentioned on TV during the game?      

Over/Under                    1

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – How many times will David Tyree’s 2008 Super Bowl catch be shown be shown on TV during the game?       

Over/Under                    1

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – How many times will Andrew Luck be mentioned on TV during the game?           

Over/Under                    1

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – How many times will Robert Kraft be shown on TV during the game?        

Over/Under                    3½

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – How many times will Mitt Romney be shown on TV during the game?       

Over/Under                    1

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – Who will Barack Obama pick to win the game?      

New England Patriots                 -110

New York Giants                        -110

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – What Color will the Gatorade be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team?     

Yellow                           7/4

Orange                          9/4

Clear/Water                   3/1

Red                              11/2

Green                           6/1

Blue                              10/1

 

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – Who will the Super Bowl MVP of the Game thank first?      

Teammates                                           2/1

God                                                      7/2

Owner                                                   7/2

Family                                                  7/1

Coach                                                   12/1

Does Not Thank Anyone                         11/4

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – What will the TV Rating be for the Super Bowl?     

Over/Under Nielsen Rating                      47½

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – How many average viewers will the game have?   

Over/Under                    115 Million Viewers

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – Which region will have the higher local TV Rating?           

Boston                          -7

New York                      +7

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – How many viewers will stream the Super Bowl online?     

Over/Under                    1.5 million

Miscellaneous Odds and Ends

SUPER BOWL XLVI SPECIALS – What will happen with the Dow Jones the day after the Super Bowl?        

Market Up                     -140

Market Down                 EVEN

FUTURE SPECIALS – Will the New England Patriots win Super Bowl XLVI and the Boston Celtics win the 2012 NBA Championship?          

Yes                  40/1

FUTURE SPECIALS – Will the New England Patriots win Super Bowl XLVI and the Boston Red sox win the 2012 World Series?           

Yes                  18/1

FUTURE SPECIALS – Will the New England Patriots win Super Bowl XLVI and the Boston Bruins win the 2012 Stanley Cup?   

Yes                  9/1

FUTURE SPECIALS – Will the New England Patriots win Super Bowl XLVI and Mitt Romney be the Republican Candidate for the 2012 election?        

Yes                  3/2

FUTURE SPECIALS – Will the New England Patriots win Super Bowl XLVI and Mitt Romney win the 2012 Presidential Election?

Yes                  4/1

 

FUTURE SPECIALS – Will the New York Giants win Super Bowl XLVI and the New York Knicks win the 2012 NBA Championship?

Yes                  50/1

FUTURE SPECIALS – Will the New York Giants win Super Bowl XLVI and the New York Yankees win the 2012 World Series?           

Yes                  14/1

FUTURE SPECIALS – Will the New York Giants win Super Bowl XLVI and the New York Rangers win the 2012 Stanley Cup?   

Yes                  20/1

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