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Patriots name ‘All-Dynasty’ team in apparent nod to end of dynasty

Adam Weinrib
Adam Weinrib

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - FEBRUARY 04: Rob Gronkowski #87 and Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots celebrate their 4-yard touchdown pass during the fourth quarter against the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LII at U.S. Bank Stadium on February 4, 2018 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

The New England Patriots have dropped an All-Dynasty Team. Nice! But I guess the dynasty’s over?

The New England Patriots dynasty unofficially perished when Tom Brady departed the city of champions for Tampa, the city of budget fireworks.

A team can still be very good even if it’s no longer operating in the midst of a 20-year dynasty, but still, Pats Nation has had to deal with the harsh reality this season that we’re no longer firmly in the “Good Old Days.” As if a 2-3 record wasn’t enough of an indicator, the team is now officially celebrating the end of Brady’s era by releasing an All-Dynasty team roster.

Now, are they waving the white flag on the next several years of Belichick? Hell, no. But even the most ardent fan would have to acknowledge that, without Brady’s presence, this is a different team. Therefore, the Pats came up with a clever non-Brady-centric way of naming an All-Brady team, and that roster is real and it’s spectacular.

Now’s as fair a time as ever to simply gawk at all the talent that’s passed through these doors the past 20 years of our lives.

It’s proven difficult to properly honor every single impactful Patriot in the Patriots Hall of Fame from this time period, so this big-time catch-all definitely helps. We no longer have to wait and wait to venerate Sebastian Vollmer; now, he’s got a different place to reside.

Shoutout to Brady and Rob Gronkowski for making the list, too. Big exhale when we saw those names weren’t snubbed.

It’s hard to think of a Patriot who didn’t make either the full roster or honorable-mention section who deserves the spotlight, except for Deion Branch, bizarrely excluded from this exercise after taking home a Super Bowl MVP and long being considered one of Brady’s favorite teammates.

With so much wiggle room in the “honorables,” you would assume they’d just be able to squeeze an extra postseason legend onto the list. I mean, we’re not talking about a freak Super Bowl MVP, either. This isn’t Malcolm Smith.

But we digress.

The harsh reality is whatever greatness comes out of Foxborough in these next few years, it’ll be a huge part of Bill Belichick’s legacy, but it won’t be the same dynastic run, and that’s OK. This power-packed list certainly serves as a good opportunity to cherish the good times, even as they’re still unfolding.

Adam Weinrib

Adam Weinrib

Adam Weinrib is a Content Director on the FanSided network, and has been the co-editor at Yanks Go Yard and Dodgers Way for 4 years. He also co-hosts The Baseball Insiders Podcast twice weekly, alongside FanSided MLB insider Robert Murray, as well as the Yanks Go Yard Podcast. Previously, he was a Senior Editor at 12up.com, and has been covering MLB and NFL for eight years. Previously, he was a headline and features contributor at ClickHole and Onion Sports, as well as the Associate Producer of the ESPN 30 for 30 film "Believeland". An avowed fan of the New York sports teams -- specifically the Yankees -- as well as the North Carolina Tar Heels, you can find Adam complaining mid-game on Twitter, as well as on Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn if the game goes really poorly.