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Patriots: Bill Belichick has hilarious deadpan response to empty stadium

Adam Weinrib
Adam Weinrib

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New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick prior to the start of the game against the Miami Dolphins at Gillette Stadium on September 13, 2020 in Foxborough, Massachusetts. (Photo by Kathryn Riley/Getty Images)

Patriots head coach Bill Belichick is loving his new QB Cam Newton, but it hasn’t changed his attitude.

It was all smiles in the Patriots locker room on Sunday afternoon, as Cam Newton debuted in a relatively sweat-less game, effortlessly carrying the offense downfield whenever called upon to do so. He even triumphantly got to keep his chain.

But if there’s no one in Foxborough to witness a victory over Miami, does it make a sound?

As soon as the final whistle blew, Patriots scribes seemed extra excited for at least one element of the football season to return to normalcy as they hustled to Bill Belichick’s postgame Zoom for some tight-lipped half answering.

Luckily, Belichick didn’t disappoint. After being asked about the elephant in the room — Can you compare this season without fans to anything you’ve experienced in your football life?! — Belichick had a perfect canned answer prepared.

“Practice.” Next!

Seriously, we’ve missed this. Clearly, Belichick isn’t too overwhelmed by the constant postmortems on the Brady Era, or COVID-19 protocols, or the opt outs that swarmed his roster about a month ago. Sure, the vibe is different in 2020 without the raging rooters occupying the bleachers, but according to our coach, who cares? It’s practice, but it counts. Not that interesting. Go out there and execute.

Belichick even had enough stamina left to drop jokes on the team’s writers, one of whom tried to ask an honest question about rostering an extra QB for the weeks to come.

Yeah, just put Zolak in. That should do it.

All in all, it was a happy weekend in New England for all parties involved, and the team’s “weaknesses” were easily overshadowed by Josh McDaniels and Belichick’s ingenuity, Cam’s effectiveness, and the defense’s ball-hawking mastery.

Sure, it felt a little like practice. But it was the type of practice tape everybody watches and gets jacked up over for the weeks to come. Not a bad start.

Adam Weinrib

Adam Weinrib

Adam Weinrib is a Content Director on the FanSided network, and has been the co-editor at Yanks Go Yard and Dodgers Way for 4 years. He also co-hosts The Baseball Insiders Podcast twice weekly, alongside FanSided MLB insider Robert Murray, as well as the Yanks Go Yard Podcast. Previously, he was a Senior Editor at 12up.com, and has been covering MLB and NFL for eight years. Previously, he was a headline and features contributor at ClickHole and Onion Sports, as well as the Associate Producer of the ESPN 30 for 30 film "Believeland". An avowed fan of the New York sports teams -- specifically the Yankees -- as well as the North Carolina Tar Heels, you can find Adam complaining mid-game on Twitter, as well as on Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn if the game goes really poorly.