I know you are desperate for some real football news, so here you go. The dates for the Pats mandatory minicamp have been announced, along with other organized team activities.
Mike Reiss of ESPN Boston has you covered:
Patriots mandatory minicamp (closed to public) scheduled June 17-19. Organized team activities: 5/27, 5/29-30, 6/2-3, 6/5, 6/9-10, 6/12-13.
— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) April 3, 2014
As Reiss mentions, minicamp is closed to the public.