One of the funnier stories I came across over the past two weeks comes courtesy of Wes Welker. That shouldn’t shock anybody, as Welker is well known to hardcore Patriots fans as one of the comedians of the team. How can anyone forget last year when Welker mentioned feet 11 times during a press conference, subtly poking fun of Jets coach Rex Ryan’s alleged foot fetish.
Then, of course, came his discovery of Twitter. Through that platform, Welker has really been able to show fans his comedic side. His Twitter handle, @WesWelker, is one every Patriots fan should follow. His profile description reads, “Professional tweeter that wastes his talents playing American Football.” Now, completely out of left field, comes Welker’s favorite thing about Tom Brady’s house.
It’s not the pool or the furniture or the entertainment systems, or getting to see Giselle Bundchen, but Brady’s toilet. Yes, the Prince of the Patriots has a kingly thrown upon which he sits to, well, you know. Why is Brady’s throne so great? Welker told the Boston Herald:
“You go over and use his toilet, and you press this button, and it sprays water on you and all this stuff, and I’m like, ‘You gotta be kidding me.’ It’s heated, it’s all this stuff, and I’m like, ‘This is crazy.’ ”
What can possibly be added to that? It’s Wes Welker, and that’s really all that needs to said.