Everyone knows the biggest sports event in the world. It’s the Super Bowl! Hands down the most watched sporting event throughout the world. Millions upon millions tune into the NFL’s biggest game each year. For some it’s for their love of the game, others it’s just simply to see the high priced commercials.
No matter what the reason is, people just watch and enjoy it. And at the end of the championship games today, we just might be renaming the Super Bowl. If both the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles walk away victorious, the renaming will begin. Here a few things we could now call it.
- The Pennsylvania Bowl
- Brotherly Love vs The Steel City Bowl
- The Who Gives A Crap Bowl
- The Least Watched Bowl
- The NFL’s Worst Nightmare Bowl
Those are just a few of the new names we could now call the Super Bowl. Or they could just borrow a name from the college ranks. It seems like they have a billion names for their bowls.
For the NFL, what a nightmare this could turn into. Who’d watch it? Who’d care? Not many that’s for sure. Only fans of the Steelers and Eagles and truly die hard football people would. Ratings will plummet deeper than the stock market. Sponsors will jump ship pulling their ads, faster than a teenage kid with a porno pulls his pud.
So here’s hoping that either the Arizona Cardinals or the Baltimore Ravens can some how manage a victory. We love football. We love the Super Bowl! And we have no desire what so ever to watch a Super Bowl featuring the Steelers and Eagles. Not this year, or next year, or ever!
Let today be the day of the birds. Let’s go Cardinals and Ravens, PLEASE one of you has to win.