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Today's Menu Is Fresh Seafood!

Well it’s Sunday morning just after 10:30 and it’s almost time to start the pre-game ritual that I always go through.  The fans are already packing it in outside of Gillette Stadium, the grills are being fired up and on today’s menu is fresh seafood.  Better known as 100 percent grade A Dolphin, with a nice helping of “Big Tuna” on the side.

Being from New England we all have become accustomed to having the best supply of fresh seafood and today it just gets better for us.  I can just imagine what the scene looks like right now at the stadium.  The teams are in game mode, going through their routines, preparing for the mental and physical aspects of the game.  The fans are living it up, well most of them anyway.  There will be a few proud Miami fans wearing their jerseys with pride with a fleeting chance of hope for a win today.

On today’s menu the fans will be forgetting the normal tailgating foods and dishes in favor of making their favorite seafood dishes to kick this big day off.  We’ll see and smell the dolphin being sliced, diced, made into soups and casseroles (ok maybe not casseroles but you get the picture).  Let’s not forget the chili’s, the dolphin dogs and burgers.  It’s a treat today we’ll see those and a whole lot more in and out of the stadium as the day progresses.

So before we enter the great field of battle, don’t forget to get your fill of all the dolphin food that will be widely available in the parking lot.  Grab your favorite beverage, regardless of what it is.  Raise it up and repeat after me “SQUISH THE FISH” – “SQUISH THE FISH” – “SQUISH THE FISH”! 

Well New England and all of our fans throughout the world we are ready. Start your gameday routine’s, clear the rest of the day as today is Sunday a day of FOOTBALL and nothing else matters.  Sit back relax, enjoy the victory that will be OUR’s soon enough and remember, have a side of “Big Tuna” with our dolphin lunch!

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